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"He who makes his companions laugh deserves Paradise."
Shop Customer really loved pair of shoes that the vendor has proved to him, but in the attempt, were found to be too narrow. No problem, says the vendor. "Wait here for a few minutes. "The salesman then gave the shoes to an aide who held up and down the stairs to the next twenty minutes. When the wizard returned, the seller has given the customer to try and he agreed perfectly now. Search breeches, adapt.
During the Revolution French peasants captured a rich Count. He was tortured, trying to make him reveal where his treasure was hidden, but he did not say. They decided to scare up enough to do talk, so that led to the guillotine and put his head on the slab. He said they would kill him if unanswered, but one of the guards accidentally pulled the cord and Count died to show that you should never take his ax to are CHICKEN
In Canada, a dentist uses to go fishing in a river frequented by grizzly dangerous. When asked how it was that he had never been attacked, said a little fish injected with sedatives and threw them on animals, saying they do not bear SAFETY NUMB
There was a small country where the king was overthrown. After the revolution, the town was looking for, he had gone into hiding. One of his close friends helped him to hide in the greenhouse of his home country. He spoke on his throne of gold with him and enjoyed to be in the greenhouse, the thought of better times. One day, a passing farmer spotted him and informed the authorities. King was arrested and executed this shows that people should not STOW Thrones Glass Houses.
In Saudi Arabia has been an oil exploration company and instructed the director to check ten wells. The manager started with the first well and came up with nothing. The same with next and the next, etc for several months until finally the last oil well found. He thought the boss would be happy with it, but it was removed. The chief said he had lost too much time because he should have known that the wells S oil "will end well.
President Bush visited a naval station to inspect a vessel of war and must receive a hero's welcome. Instead, he was booed and gave signals with all the crew side. I was so angry that he ordered two crew members was sent immediately to the solitude. The rest of the crew was not discouraged. They emphasized that it was worth two hands to give Bush the bird.
A rich man had great sympathy for Spanish Basques. During a visit to one of their enclaves, offered to build a large hall where meetings could be held, etc. After the building was completed an opening ceremony held there and the place was full. During the ceremony, somehow a fire and panic that followed many people died trying to escape through the front door was the only or abroad. Remember, never put out BASQUE IN ALL ITS.
The prince received a magic cup with a wizard. "Remember." He said. "This cup without potions and be his assistant in the conduct the country, but will not work until proclaimed king, because he never pays up queen. "
Millionaire's wife was following his appointment Hair then hired a helicopter at its peak in the city. As he said, "The bird is Whirly Perm.
Director Local political ambitions and had borrowed heavily to make a run for the office. Unfortunately, people have voted for him, and he ends up losing home and all their possessions. He should have quit while he was head.
It seems that uses sex for the same amount of energy to walk fast time so do not forget … A miss is as good as a mile.
Pedro Penny Wise and his wife were walking in a bad neighborhood of the city when a man was a rival gang member and started beating him. Her husband pulled a gun and told the man who had made a mistake and said it was nonsense Penny Wise Pound.
Mick Jagger was walking on top of a hill when he saw Kate Moss below. Trying to impress him, he lay and rolled downhill to get to their feet. Kate
has not impressed and only moved away from him. You see a rolling stone gathers no moss.
One of subordinates study was mad with jealousy of the lead singer.
It was decided to replace the medicine with water throat so I could not do. But the voice of the star has not been too affected for the show continued normally. You see you can have the LEAD water but you can do snore.
Traffic at airport was badly damaged when the driver blonde women are not presented in the Tower, but he was seen walking under the holding of a strike "Sign." Manager declined to talk to him. "What are you Mary?" He complained. "Our union went to arbitration and got good wages for you and have a good group of people here working with you. What is exactly your problem? "
"Well," said the girl, did my laundry early this morning and while reading the booklet they gave us on work attitudes. I have read good place foot and shoulder to the wheel and then I came to strike while the iron is hot
Albert Ree was a gentle boy who was a photographer for a major magazine. On a mission in the jungles of Colombia, disappeared. Several search parties were organized, but in vain. A few years later, another photographer who was little known Albert working in the same area. Thinking outside the box to find something interesting he came to a clearing where he saw a man feeding the chickens. Although this man had a long beard, it was clear that Albert was made. The photographer took him joyfully proclaiming "Ah, MISTER SWEET LIFE OF THE EAR, finally found you."
A thief broke into a house looking for money. He saw a cabinet with many gold chains on it. He opened the locked cabinet and grabbed the gold, but did not know it was connected to a high voltage source that immediately zapping. When he woke the owner of the house was before him and said "what Sorry, it's better to be a strong box. "
Penny Jones treated her weak husband so bad that finally summoned the courage to walk on it. After obtaining a divorce, he left town and started a new life, in order to meet a nice girl he wanted. Amid the marriage ceremony, his former wife became shouting and screaming, completely breaking the calm of the wedding. You see a penny always returns to his evil.
Golf Club has been a big problem with the vandals who were bent on destroying the grass. The director decided to turn to the end with a fence of strong cloth. However, the Vandals have managed to cut through some weak parts and continue their destruction. A link is no stronger than its worst CHAIN.
A group of Young tried to organize a rave, but no money. They approached one of the boys affluent district and convinced him that if they funded the collection that provide a lot of pretty girls that do his bidding. The delirium was conducted, but the boy never girls. You see a fool and his money soon to celebrate.
A man wanted for fresh fish, but the local shops were closed and did not eat in restaurants. He called a friend who offered to prepare a nice meal for him. You see a plaice is the home of a woman.
The three stars of cinema and its surroundings was in Italy when the engine the car exploded. His only method recent years was miles on horseback. You could say that is all around Rome.
Nine sailors were in deep trouble when her veil ripped on the high seas They searched everywhere in the hold, but could not find anything useful for the repair. Finally, they met with old magazines and stitching them together to make a temporary repair and limped back to port. You sometimes see ITEM IN NEW save time
Two men were in a small boat at sea when overturned and sank. Both managed to swim to shore, but two different islands. A man was hated by his family and when they learned that he was absent, being held and not lift a finger to help. The other man was adored by his family and raised enough money for research to be found. You see it is better to be liked LOST not having been loved at all
The football player ACE was invited to join the team but decided that he wanted to go. The captain was furious with him and immediately went to his house for him to know that everything good ends must come to one thing
The nurse was surprised when he opened a large closet in the doctor's office and found it was full of fruit. Guard seems that the doctor away An apple a day
The prisoner convicted of sexual crimes has spent his entire sentence sewing mail bags because, as you VIOLACIîN, then SEW
In Back from a trip, the owner found the house was so dirty his near correct. GRIME not paid
The young man had been released with his girlfriend for a few months when one day he developed a very large wound in his thigh that had kept him in bed. His girlfriend took it so well, washing Food and realized I really loved her and asked her to marry him. You see, the abscess makes the heart grow fonder
Eskimos very tired of the constant cold, so I went to visit the local psychic. "Drink this magic potion" I said, 'and the sun warms, the ice will disappear and very hot. The man went home and drank the liquid, but nothing happened. One swallow does not make a summer
A man was sitting at home waiting to get his blind date. Just when I rang his door, the lights went out. He staggered to the door, fumbled with the lock and left her "How would you name? "he asked. My name is Alba, said the girl." I thought, "muttered the man. "It's always darkest before dawn."
After breaking up with his girlfriend, she ran his truck into his car, shot his dog, set fire to his house. The attempt to locate her ex, the man was with the police to the girl's mother told him what had happened. She did not believe his daughter had done it, saying: "Hell, a woman scorned Hath No Fury like that.
The organization has decided to provide the services of a dentist for a poor country. All the media gathered there to see what man does in his first patient. Unfortunately, the dentist has prepared a terrible cold and sore throat that prevents you from working. GIFT never looks harsh in the mouth.
The president of the corporation is involved in a scandal when it was discovered he had a young lover of life in his apartment. History was in all newspapers, including the name of the company. A company is known by the man he is.
The homeless man was found living in beach, in a large structure, with moats and towers were made of sand. You could say that man is his HOME CASTILLO
A visitor to Czechoslovakia was at the Bronx Zoo when he slipped and fell into the den of lions. It was immediately devoured by a lion. The witnesses were not sure if this is the lion or the lion that ate the man, so the researchers decided to use X-rays. His decision is final in fact it was the lion that was responsible. You could say that the male is Czech.
The king had his court, surrounded by his clowns. One of his enemies tried to assassinate him by shooting an arrow tower, but accidentally hit a clown. As King says, should keep his mind
A man riding in the back of a jeep safari Africa, bounded from his seat on the road and was eaten by a pride of lions. Sometimes one comes before a FALL PRIDE
The occupants of Fort White was going crazy, every night, they heard a voice repeating … one, two, three, four … First thought someone was hiding in a drainage ditch for that, but maintained voice … September 8, nine, ten … So I thought perhaps the guards were responsible for being made the … twenty-one, twenty, twenty-three … Finally, went to the priest, who explained that what happened for centuries and they must understand that is the strong mind
"Thank you, The prostitute, said his client left and handed the money. "It was a pleasure doing business with you."
After a series of robberies, Police arrested the occupants of a duplex worked together. They believed that good neighbors make good fences
A man driving a country road when his car crashed into a large rabbit. Got out and saw the animal writhed on the floor. Could decide not to try to help or kill and held out his misery. At this point, another driver stopped his car and entered. He took one look and returned to his car and returned with a bottle-fed and content in the mouth of the rabbit. Immediately the animal got up and ran into the woods.
"It's fantastic," said the first man. 'You must be a vet. What gave you the rabbit? "
"Actually," came the reply: "I am a hairdresser," as he showed him the bottle HAIR curator.
A man visited a soothsayer and offered his hand to read. "I have good news for you," smiled the gypsy. "You go into a lot of money today! "The man got up and knocked on the woman in her face." What are you doing? "He demanded." Well, "replied the quiet man" I was always told to find a happy medium. "
About the Author
I am from Sheffield in the UK and have lived in several other countries including France, Canada, USA, Bahamas, Jamaica and Colombia. I am now living in Indonesia which I personally believe is the best of the bunch. I am married to a much younger girl and we are so happy together that we started a webpage to introduce Western men to Indonesian women
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